Friday Fun: 21 scandalous secrets revealed on WookieLeaks

Dec 10 2010 Published by under friday fun

Er, sorry. Apparently it's one of those weird Internet twitter meme things today that all the kids think are really neet-o and groovy.

Anyways, here's a couple from the blastr post:

@StuartPownall: Stormtrooper armour to be investigated after recent firefight leaves no survivors.

@MaxReboYouKnow: Death Star construction oversight committee recognized vulnerable defense point in exhaust port, considered it "secure"

@deathspal Series of Droid mutilations baffle storm troopers. "Their arms are just ripped clean off" Said one trooper

@dclas: Leaked memos re: Bespin mining colony raid prove Calrissian did in fact have choice.

@InfinityLounge: No female officer present during interview of Princess Leia on Death Star. Amnesty International "concerned"

@mcjellyjamz: Admiral Ackbar was in fact briefed about the trap long before the fatal attack.

One response so far

  • Phillip IV says:

    Admiral Ackbar was in fact briefed about the trap long before the fatal attack.

    I knew it! I've always thought that guy looks kinda fishy.

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